“What the fuck did you come to a show for?”
So old mate Adele is currently touring around Australia, playing to record-breaking crowds and clogging up my Instagram feed because literally everyone I know went to see her.
And because she’s Adele, she’s been doing wacky stuff at every concert, including being wheeled to the stage in a box and telling fans she has a secret drunk Twitter account.
Queen of telling people what to do.
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