Come on people!!!
This morning the world collectively shook to its literal inner core when lots of people on the internet started reporting that Lorde doesn’t hang out with Taylor Swift anymore.
The news spread like cooties in 1st grade.
WAS THIS THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA? HAD THE LAST FIVE YEARS BEEN A FEVER DREAM? Is ANYTHING even real anymore?!?!?!!??!?!?!
Well, the answer is no, everything is cool and everyone needs to chillax the fuck out cause Lorde and Taylor are not only a department store that my grandma loves, but also they are still friends.
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