New year, new playlist.
“Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran
What, you thought you’d get through this list without one of old Eddie’s new songs? Behold, this is the soundtrack to me sashaying into 2017, only having time for men who don’t blink when I fill up my bag with food from the all-you-can-eat restaurant we’re at.
“Praise You” by Fatboy Slim
Both a banging throwback tune and an on-point reminder to celebrate all the positive things and people in your life.
Fat Boy Slim
“Guys My Age” by Hey Violet
– Stop dating guys my age
– Get Rena Lovelis’s exact hair colour
And because I’m feeling generous, I’ve also put “Fukboi” below, to complete your collection of dating anthems. “I’d rather cut out my tongue than let you kiss me with yours” = my new motto.
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