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Dear Little Mix, You Have Cured Me Of My Homosexuality

I feel weird.

I woke up this morning feeling every bit the huge homo I normally do. Gay thoughts of Drag Race, eating ass, and Stacie Orrico’s legacy ran through my mind as I started browsing YouTube to check out the pop music vids that came out overnight.

I woke up this morning feeling every bit the huge homo I normally do. Gay thoughts of Drag Race, eating ass, and Stacie Orrico's legacy ran through my mind as I started browsing YouTube to check out the pop music vids that came out overnight.

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Scrolling through my v. gay “suggested videos” of Jessica Simpson’s criminally underrated “A Little Bit” and that video of Celine Dion talking about kayaks on Larry King, I came across something new.

Scrolling through my v. gay "suggested videos" of Jessica Simpson's criminally underrated "A Little Bit" and that video of Celine Dion talking about kayaks on Larry King, I came across something new.

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Well, sugar me britches, it was a new Little Mix video called “No More Sad Songs.”

Well, sugar me britches, it was a new Little Mix video called "No More Sad Songs."

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I pressed play.

I pressed play.

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